Sleepshots

The act of one giving backshots to someone asleep.

I give sleepshots to my girl every night...

by lolaurier February 25, 2025

Speep

verb

To sleep and feel like you are withering away

I speeped all day long and now I’m nothing but a shell.

by professional speeper March 10, 2025

sleepsnorp

the act of sleep walking and snoring and peeing at the same time

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized that I had sleepsnorped all over my clothes bin.

by JJ_INKS February 3, 2026

Speep Sociology

A typo-turned-term for the specific study of social dynamics that occur in the liminal, semi-conscious state between "sleep" and "deep." It's the analysis of the mumbled conversations you have with your partner at 3 AM, the logic of dreams where your coworker is also a penguin and it makes perfect sense, and the etiquette of pretending you didn't hear your roommate come in at 4 AM. Speep sociology acknowledges that a significant portion of human communication happens when at least one party is technically unconscious.

*Example: "According to speep sociology, my agreement to 'buy a boat and move to Aruba' at 2:17 AM is not legally binding, despite my partner's insistence that I 'seemed very sure about it' at the time. I was clearly in a speep-induced state of poor decision-making."*

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Speedskating

Speedskating is a winter sport that takes place on an ice rink, where skaters line up at the starting line and race to see who is the fastest. There are different types of speedskating, including long track and short track, with races held over various distances. For safety, skaters wear helmets, cut-resistant gloves, knee pads, shin guards, and sometimes neck guards to protect them during falls. Speedskating blades are longer than hockey blades and allow skaters to reach speeds of up to 50 km/h, so safety rules and protective equipment are very important. Overall, speed skating is an exciting, challenging, and thrilling sport to watch and compete in.

I love speedskating!

by Da_sk8ter January 11, 2026

The Speers

Shoving a pint glass full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.

"Yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or I am fucking out of here"

by PhilWhite February 24, 2010

Cindarella Sweeps

when a guitarist in a song does so many sweeps in a song or segment and in different variations.

dude that song was sick.
yeah the guitarist was like cinderella he was sweeping so much
his fret board is going to be spotless!

those were some technically sick Cindarella Sweeps

by SkotiiEphynMayne February 10, 2012