asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020

Snorkel

Putting your mouth over someone else’s nose and blowing hard while you cover their mouth.

I can’t believe you just snorkeled me!

by Sea Monster04 August 31, 2022

Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater

Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"

by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025

Snorkeled

The act of getting your balls sucked and a handjob at the same time with the shaft off the side of the face like a snorkel.

Took this bird back home last night, she Snorkeled me a good’un. Rum bird.

by Bigg Bass October 9, 2021

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

snorkel

When a girl rides your nose like dildo while you persist to eat the rectum

Sussanah and I performed the snorkel last night. I had a runny nose for the rest of the week.

by snorkel November 3, 2014