Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018

Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Man sneeze

Synonym of ejaculate

I man sneezed right in her eye

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017