Meat Snail

Part of the female genitalia. The vagina, specifically the clitoris.

The only way she can get off is to rub her meat snail like a D.J. scratching a record.

by Wordolio June 25, 2009

Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col October 14, 2012

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

snailed out

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.

Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.

by GPlug January 16, 2017

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022