Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

Slug / Snail

A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.

A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.

That Slug / Snail hit me like a train!

by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time

runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2

by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016