chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate September 1, 2005

gypsy smoker

one who smokes more than their number of hits while the other members of the circle are too high to notice.

Hannah was being a gypsy smoker by inhaling three hits while others got two.

by Taylor Hensen September 10, 2007

bloke smoker

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man

"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"

by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

Social Smoker

One who waltzes out of a bar in faux-leather boots with a big grin on their face. They probably who pooled their cash for a pack with another non-addict. They're probably smoking American Spirits, and while they may be scrutinized for not being a "true smoker," really, they're not that big of a jerk... they're experiencing smoking, for the head rush, because of some famous person they saw

"lighting up," or maybe they are just doing to to fit in with you, the veteran smoker.

"I'm not REALLY a smoker, I basically only smoke when I'm at shows/dive bars/driving with my friend ______ who smokes. I'm just a social smoker!"

by eyesoar January 7, 2015

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.

by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018

smoker's promise

The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't

Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"

by bonito kicker May 1, 2015