smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

slasher fucker

The word "slasher fucker" is a term formed by a surprisingly large audience of horny teenage girls on Tumblr that claim that they want to have sex with a slasher. (slashers are fictional serial killers who take the role of an antagonist in most horror movies. Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Freddy Krueger are some fine examples of popular slashers in the film industry)

"I would totally fuck Jason Voorhees, and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. LOL, I am such a slasher fucker."

by L0RD_IDI0T May 11, 2021

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

Ladder Slasher

Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.

Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"

by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011

slasher

One who uses razors, knives and other sharp objects to cut themselves in order to deal with pain or depression.

Look at those gashes on her arms! She must be a slasher.

by Miss Ann Thrope January 28, 2004

splashed

the term splashed comes from sending an ugly picture of a girl with the surname splash to be splashed is worse than getting rick roll'd and even worse than 2 girls 1 cup because what splash really is is a horrible disgusting gross picture.

Dude 1: Dude check this link out!

Dude 2: Ok man but it better not be gross or disgusting…

Dude 1: Your gonna love it man!

Dude 2: AWH DUDE THATS DISGUSTING!!! 2 GIRLS 1 CUP x100

Dude 1: HAHAHA YOU GOT SPLASHED!!!

by Mr. cocksucker July 24, 2011