Slab

an unecessarily hateful/and or toxic minor that needs to learn to move on or seems to be incapable of forgiveness.

"oh my god shut up you fucking slab" "don't worry bro, hes just getting attacked by slabs"

by YourBoiNero April 26, 2021

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler

Damn look at all those slabs over there

by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025

Slabs

Used whenever something is surprising, but not enough to say “woah” or “wow”.
May be used as a wicked form of exclamation, akin to “Pirates!”

Dude bro : “Yo Gurt, look at this art I made!”
Gurt : “Slabs!”

by Chuunophomia August 11, 2025

Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement

“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris”
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by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025

Pinching slab

Verb: the act of using your index finger and thumb on a countertop as support during an inebriated state. Coined by Tucker S circa February 2022

That boy’s been pinching slab since that last shot

by Thedayman405 November 17, 2025

The slab

When you’re meat isn’t anything to write home about length wise but good lord the width is something that’s written about in the history books. It feels like a slab of concrete danglin from your waist

Look at the way that girl is walkin over there,
It looks like girth brooks dropped the slab on her

by Dr Phat Dee January 6, 2026