Skyperbate

When two or more people are in front of their computers performing sexual acts upon themselves using Skype or some other video chatting program

My girlfriend is outta town for a couple weeks so we signed on online and we Skyperbated to each other

by NoDoy August 17, 2012

Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.

On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.

by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012

Skype Time

Timing a given event using previously entered IM messages of an ongoing Skype Conversation.

Dude: Dude we should keep track of how long this will take, do you have a stopwatch?

Other Dude: Nah, let's Skype Time it!

by m0nk3ynu1s1234 May 23, 2013

Skypemare

When the Skype video cam "service" only serves to frustrate. One minute on, 3 minutes off = BS! High Blood pressure inducing nightmare.

"We we trying to rehearse via cam for the upcoming performance, but it turned into a Skypemare!"

by Arcanna August 27, 2013

skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013

Skypoozled

The experience of holding a Skype conversation on a ropey internet connection: crossed conversations, periods of hearing the other person but they can't hear you, trying to keep a the conversation alive by typing messages. General confusion and lack of communication ensue. Can be funny or frustrating depending on how well you know the other person and how serious the conversation is: with the bank: maddening; with a good friend: hilarious.

Me: Are you there?

Other: Are you there? One...

Me: What? Can you hear me?

Other: I can hear you, say "Two" if you can hear me?

Me: I can't hear you. One?

Other: One.

Me: No, you say Two

Other: Who? I can't hear you.

Me: Oh dear, I'm Skypoozled.

by dobbintoo December 10, 2013

Skype Pirate

This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.

Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?

Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.

by juancho September 4, 2014