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Simon

He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.
The so called "Justin Biebers" Here. when really he's Simon.
by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019
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Simon

A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.
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by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017
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happy simon

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004
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Simon

A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.
"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."
by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010
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Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
by Clockwork June 16, 2012
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Simon Says

Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.

Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".

Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!

Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.

Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
by HEX1NER August 9, 2012
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Simon

you such a simon
by Sky kUang September 25, 2019
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