wet shovel

a 8=============D, or to show up at a person's house in a panda suit and beat the shit out of them with a wet shovel

hey ladies, want a wet shovel?

r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!

I wet shoveled your mom last night

adam just got wet shoveled

by BYG twitch September 14, 2010

Grab a shovel.

Used to tell other people that 'We should leave,' generally allowing another party to itself.

Useful when the situation may be uncomfortable and the speaker wishes to ease some tension by getting everyone out of the area in a somewhat strange, awkward, or distracting way, thereby taking some the attention away from what the uncomfortable party may be dealing with.

Hey everyone! Grab a shovel. Let's go dig. I'm only one skull short of a musketeers reunion.

by amebrig September 11, 2011

shovel bum

An Archaeoligist that is over-zealos about field work. esp. a male archaeologist. Probably made popular by a so titled 'zine about archaeological field life that was created by Trent de Boer in 1997

Ted spent 10 months on digs last year, what a shovel bum.

by Snacks June 21, 2007

Coal Shoveler

Sexual act in which one partner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.

Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!

by nothinglikelust August 20, 2012

Shoveling Dirt

Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.

Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.

by SargentMac July 6, 2011

Shovel Shit

Go F*ck yourself

‘ Hey Gina, I can’t talk to you tonight I got better plans ‘

‘ Go Shovel Shit Stefano ‘

by FerrariiG September 11, 2019

Shovel Patrol

The Nerdiest of Band Drop-outs

Cammy Bergony

by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003