shiner

A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction

"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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by itstrueyou February 3, 2010

shimerick

A limerick that is not very good. A merger of the words shit and limerick

That really was a shimerick, Bob, write another!

by kentmusicman August 29, 2006

monkey shiner

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.

The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..

by manmountains March 2, 2014

Shamerate

A Truely Shameful Framerate

Damn dude, your pc's suffering from a big shamerate, it's taking ages to load this page.

by Psyxe May 24, 2006

shamerection

When one suffers a shameful erection.

Man, one guy one jar, one hella shamerection

by themachomanrandysavage June 24, 2010

shiner

To have a poo.

I'm going to have a shiner.

by Elouisa October 17, 2003

Shamerble de gurble

A word said when either stoned or drunk. Usually stated when you are happy with a slur. from the foundings of friends.

shamerble? shamerble de gurble

by Lance January 5, 2005