Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .

Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .

by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021

Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.

Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.

by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025