clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

Segalink

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed

The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.

by Sobsoil September 15, 2019

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.

Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot

by likwidmuse October 15, 2011

Segal

Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.

Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed

by A complete joke May 5, 2017

Sejal

Sejal is a pure like holy river water.she is a great listener and can always trust her with anything. Hard exterior but if you go through the tunnel you'll find a beautiful, sensitive and wounderful soul.if you have sejal then you are lucky never lose it.the rest will love you most.she is beautiful and caring .one of the nicest person you'll ever meet .she always get what she desires.

Sejal you are beautiful like heaven.

by Lil heart November 23, 2021

Steve Segal

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.

Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.

by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011