Dusty Semen

When you stuff some cocaine up your dick hole before receiving a blowjob, so when you ejaculate, your semen will mix with the cocaine and make your partner high as you orgasm.

Bryan fed me some dusty semen this morning, but since I had a severe seizure afterwards, I don't get to remember that lovely experience.

by DVJ December 12, 2012

semen exchange

A homosexual sex act in which two male partners put the tips of their penises up against one another, and ejaculate into each others' urethras. Not to be confused with cum swapping.
The verb form of this term is "to exchange semen."

After they were exhausted from pleasuring each other but still had not yet ejaculated, Danny and Jared performed a semen exchange with each other.
"I just love how you fuck me, Danny! Now let's exchange semen."

by Hyperactive Man August 21, 2007

Seabear

A sweet ass animal. A bear with gills

Real men ride seabears to work

by Miss. Davis August 4, 2006

semen 'n' dreamin'

to jack off and then immediatley afterwards go to sleep..

dood, im so tired, im thinking semen 'n' dreamin' tonight..

by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010

semen

The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.

Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.

by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004

semen station

a picture that is posted on /b/ of 4chan of an anime girl with the urge of becoming a "semen station"

"one month! only one more month of waiting and i become a semen station!"

by jeflol September 28, 2008

Semen

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.

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by Daddy77 May 15, 2016