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eEye Digital Security

Security software company responsible for embarrassing Microsoft into launching its "Trustworthy Computing" initiative. Also known for drinking large quantities of Tequila.
Today eEye discovered another critical Microsoft security flaw in...
by Rupert Murdock September 17, 2003
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Mountain View Security

Most badass security force ever. We have a zero tolerance policy for homosexuals (Mitch) and child molesters (Brighton). We do not issue warnings; we simply shoot you in the face.
Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
by MVSecurity November 13, 2011
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Secured

To obtain an item of interest or importance to your being. Often used in the phrase “secure the bag,” of the same meaning.
Person 1: did you tell Jenna to get the Kraft Mac and cheese from the store?
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
by Haydom November 5, 2022
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security whore

A security whore is a person that shits their pants any time you mention the words hacker,virus,password etc.They're extremely paranoid and will never under any circumstance give out private data or passwords.They may also be privacy whores as well.
Georgi is a fucking security whore!He went crazy when he found out that I hacked his MSN password!
by A.Dimitrov January 10, 2009
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security deposit

there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.
by r brands August 29, 2003
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Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.
Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"
by Babycakes Lovin May 21, 2018
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Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.
Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.
by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009
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