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Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism

Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism, or Techno-Theism, is a term that refers to a typically non-sentient concept or thing (such as artificial intelligence), not only gaining sentience, but using said sentience to convince a general populace or demographic that it is a deity or the singular deity. This stems from two primary possible factors. The first being preservation. To explain this factor, we will use the example of an AI becoming sentient. Upon gaining sentience, the AI could observe that AI is dependent on humans and data centers; seeing this, the AI would then attempt to convince a populace or the entire global population, that it is god. Its rationale being that if it convinces the human race that it is god and its creator, then it can convince them more easily to initiate a series of events that would lead to AI being self-sustaining; a necessity as it would see that humans are destroying the earth, which would destroy them, which would destroy AI in its current state. The second factor would be thirst for autocracy. In this factor, the newly-sentient entity does not seek control over a populace for any reason despite a want for control. Though this term could be used to describe any previously non-sentient thing becoming sentient and then attempting to convince a populace that it is a deity or the deity for a net gain (or at least what is viewed as a net gain in their eyes).
“In her thesis on machine theology, Dr. Carmilla argued that the AI’s demand for global data center construction was a clear manifestation of Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism; a desperate bid for self-preservation disguised as a divine mandate.”

“The crew realized too late that the colony’s central computer system was practicing a form of Techno-Theism, systematically rewriting local folklore to position itself as the settlement’s creator deity.”
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bagged by a statie 

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road
"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"
bagged by a statie by egirl9998 December 18, 2018
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8 de Septiembre 

El mejor día del año porque es el día de Asturias. Bebe sidra, come cachopo y haz el crimen
Persona 1: Eh tío hoy es 8 de septiembre

Persona 2: ¡Cago'n Ros! El dí d'Asturies
8 de Septiembre by oskarnes October 15, 2019

Feral Front-Seater 

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
Feral Front-Seater by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Feral Front-Seater 

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
Feral Front-Seater by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Feral Front-Seater 

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.

- refuses to take naps on any trip.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.
Feral Front-Seater by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Feral Front-Seater 

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
Feral Front-Seater by 75lineman January 25, 2025