salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

salami hunter

Someone who likes bulgarian dick

he's a salami hunter

by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho November 22, 2021

Salami

Rare french word combination meaning “dirty friend” -> sal = dirty + ami = friend.

He thought he had found a trustworthy friend but when he discovered his friend was banging his wife “comme un ourse”, he realized he was just a “salami”.

by MXB69 January 7, 2020

salami

A synonym for salary

your salami has decreased significantly

by mr cock23 April 26, 2020

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 23, 2020