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salad fingers

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.
I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?
by Matt Hill February 21, 2005
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Bobby Salad

A Bobby Salad is a meal which consists of a very small amount of fresh salad leaves and some onion. It is accompanied by large amounts of chips, beans, sausages and chicken. It is then smothered in tomato ketchup and devoured by Bob.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.
"What's that you're eating Bob?"
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.
by the rat catcher April 22, 2010
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Button Salad

refers to a ridiculous web page or application screen with many (more than 6) different styles of buttons/links on it
this page is crazy.... it looks like button salad!
by heuristic June 15, 2009
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pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
by museo gam January 27, 2011
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Invalid Salad

The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 April 2, 2011
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chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014
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Vodka Salad

V8 Fusion and Vodka.

A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"

Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
by MeanJoeFunStory May 11, 2014
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