A tallish lady. In her seventies. Loud and stylish. Has a large tooth in her neck and loves Wyatt Barnyes
by Joe FindleBacker October 13, 2016
Get the mrs. russell mug.Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
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Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
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Get the Jamarcus Russell mug.When you’re watching Russell Peters stand ups and the act while deep throat sucking a Di**k/Dildo or what ever you’re putting in your mouth these days, and laugh/choke on what he delivered during that special. #IRusselledThePeter No one got a hurt real bad
My husband and I were watching Russell Peters stand up Red White and Brown and while I was Russelling The Peter (sucking his D**k,) I laughed/choked during that pre-recorded of his dads voice “Someone is going To get a hurt real bad “..
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