redneck traffic jam

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.

I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.

by TTM September 6, 2005

Washington Redneck

A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight

a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done

by ezlivn89 February 20, 2009

Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.

Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."

by iroc78 March 11, 2009

Redneck

The idea that redneck originated from laborers and farmers who had sun burnt or red necks is a myth. The term actually originated during the mining wars in the 1920's. The union miners and non-union miners were fighting because union workers were losing there jobs because during this time joining a worker's union was thought to be communist and could be considered treason. When the union and non-union workers fought the non-union workers wore white arm bands and the union workers wore red bandanas around their necks. The slang term for a union worker then became "redneck" but now the meaning has turned into a derogitory and ignorant term.

The rednecks fought to their death for their jobs.

by Annie G. May 9, 2006

Redneck Girl

Girl who is totally sexy. She has a truck and it's bad ass. All the guys want her but she only likes rednecck boys. She loves country music. She probably not a virgin and she's cool with that. She hunts and fishes. She's a daddy's girl.

SHE'S SOOOOO HOT!!

Holy Shit....look at the Redneck Girl!

by afanofjenna September 16, 2006

redneck

Rednecks are usually from small towns from the southern United States and the Midwest. A redneck does have to be a white person, but redneck are more often than not, white. A redneck can drive any kind of vehicle and they defend their favorite car manufacturer when talking. Many rednecks are conservatites and protestant or non-denominational Christians. A redneck does not have to be poor, in fact many are wealthy and successful, usually by owning their own business. A redneck usually enjoys simple things anything with wheels (usually trucks and sometimes big SUVs), hunting, fishing, mudding, and shooting guns. A redneck does not have to listen to country music all the time. I consider myself to be a redneck, but a redneck can also like things that no would expect he or she to like. I actually like metalcore, classic rock, punk, power pop/punk, rap, and southern rock, etc more than country music. Also, some rednecks have recieved a college education and as for me, I am going to have a college diploma in almost a year from now. Being a redneck has a lot to with interests and enjoying the simple things. I have a Ford Ranger pickup and I love that truck to death eventhough I messed the paint while trying to do body work. Also, many rednecks know to use the internet. Rednecks and way different than white trash and hick mean. These terms mean something horrible implying that such people are lazy, racist, and ignorant. Rednecks are not racist, but I consider racist white people white trash and I consider hicks to be severely misinformed people who share the same interests as rednecks. And yes, rednecks are not correctly defined and many of us have an open mind, but we also must remain faithful to our values. Every must hold true to what they believe is right, if we don't then we are being fake. I am a redneck but I will not brag about it because my identity is not a big deal. What I consider to be a big deal is keep our individuality and follow whatever religion we choose without fear on censorship. I am a Christian, but I think other religions should not be blocked because we would be hypocrites not to accept other beliefs.

If you have a four wheel drive truck with stickers on the back window, a Skynyrd cd in the cd player, dip or used to dip, fishing, and hunting, then all of a sudden people say you are a redneck. I say whatever because you might be missing out on a fun lifestyle that is pretty laid back.

by Jon K of the Peach State March 22, 2009

redneck engineering

1. To modify an object to suit another purpose from it's original, often very dangerously, however.

2. To build a tool out of scrapped materials, commonly used in the repair of objects, or to substitute a tool.

As used in a zombie invasion;
Tom: I finally used redneck engineering on a weapon.
(Lifts up a metal pole with a bowie knife attached using massive amounts of duct tape and welding.)
Bill: That'll be useful, man. Good work there!

As used incorrectly:
LOL I REDNEK INGINERED A $10 DOLLAR BOARD GAME WITH MY IPAD! YOU GUIZ WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD TOUCHS?

by psew-don-nim December 24, 2010