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Hym "He was up on the roof with a range-finder! They made a call on the radio! Woooooooooow! You retards are INCAPABLE of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING to keep yourselves or other people alive! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TRYING! Really! It almost makes me feel bad about having to kill this kid! Almost! Holy shit... You ever think about that? You ever think about what is ACTUALLY wrong with you? That you cannot be expected to do literally anything to prevent your own murder and that even when you try you're either too incompetent (OR TOO STUBBORN) to even make an attempt? This is embarrassing! And if I further contextualize this by saying 'If I'm correct about the shooter and weaponized schizophrenia' Even I, the greatest mind who has ever lived, have spent 7 YEARS trying to get you retards to do something to preserve your own lives and you just won't! Hoooolyyyyyy shit guys! Embarrassing!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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Mai Rang

A Vietnamese name which is used for a person who has the curly hair. She has an artistic hair but a silly personality. Often slapped by a wibu girl. A UNO master. Many teachers love Mai Rang, especially the Literature teacher and Geometry teacher.
“Mai Rang just dropped the blue tornado card!" - "Fuck you Mai Rang"
by parannabi November 21, 2021
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South Range

Filled with farm kids and brats who are rich, but they are really good at football.
The school South Range is in Canfield Ohio.
by Olivecow.com December 3, 2021
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Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Free-range email

Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.
by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
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rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.
Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!
by Ash Z May 20, 2010
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