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Hym "He was up on the roof with a range-finder! They made a call on the radio! Woooooooooow! You retards are INCAPABLE of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING to keep yourselves or other people alive! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TRYING! Really! It almost makes me feel bad about having to kill this kid! Almost! Holy shit... You ever think about that? You ever think about what is ACTUALLY wrong with you? That you cannot be expected to do literally anything to prevent your own murder and that even when you try you're either too incompetent (OR TOO STUBBORN) to even make an attempt? This is embarrassing! And if I further contextualize this by saying 'If I'm correct about the shooter and weaponized schizophrenia' Even I, the greatest mind who has ever lived, have spent 7 YEARS trying to get you retards to do something to preserve your own lives and you just won't! Hoooolyyyyyy shit guys! Embarrassing!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"
by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023
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Shooting Range

While in the act of oral sex a man pulls out his penis at the moment of ejaculation and shoots semen up the woman’s nose.
“I took her to the shooting range!”
by CraftyboyZ October 10, 2025
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Riding the Range

A sexual reference, originally relating to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl or standing cowgirl. In a universal sense, it could relate to any form of intercourse Also could define a long-extended period of sexual intercourse.
Jennifer wanted to ride the range with Kenny.

Despite his hinting, but Hope never wanted to ride the range with Calvin
After three hours riding the range, Jo was noticeably exhausted.
by FuzzBuzz July 1, 2020
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Hang-a-rang

A hangover that seems to subside but then returns with a vengeance. Much like a boomerang
Woke up hungover,

Had a nap
Went for food - felt better.
Had another nap since I had food coma
Woke up with the spins.

Is there such a thing as a hang-a-rang? Because I think I got it.
by Ainejul April 21, 2016
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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