Ford Ranger Raptor

Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.

Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?

Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰

Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩

....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁

Chick; What the fuck did you say ?

Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...

Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !

Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨

Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?

Bloke; Ah nope 😓

Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔

Bloke; ah nope 😪

Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬

Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....

Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.

Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫

by Youdontownaraptoritsaranger February 11, 2019

Raptormullet

A mullet that is particularly dangerous. Commonly found among 80's thrash metal revivalist fans, ATV riders and Jurassic Park aficionados.

Jason: "Me and my boy Charlie just got us some raptor mullets.. no one fucks with us"

"Dude, that kid has a wicked raptormullet!"

"She pulls off that raptormullet better than any of the overweight 40 year olds i saw at the metallica concert last night."

by ohdonpiano March 5, 2009

Raptor Drift

The drifting of a vehicle while making the sound of a Velociraptor.

Mate, pull a Raptor Drift on that round-a-bout.

-drifts car-
RRRRRRRAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!

by ROFL Gnome December 18, 2011

Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

Raptorous

Resembling a Raptor in likeness.

I'm going to put on these raptorous shoes and jump on desks at the office party so that everyone can see my giant toe claws.

by BT181 July 22, 2013

Raptorclawing

The act of going full retarded and moving your hands like a raptor whilst imitating the sounds of this dinosaur.

Person: I was raptorclawing while I danced but everyone just looked at me strangely.

by CB_Gui December 2, 2014

Raintard

A person who drives as though there is 4 feet of snow on the ground when it's only kinda raining.

Seriously!! It's a drizzle... Damn Raintard!!

by Pumpwumpkins January 24, 2015