A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank July 30, 2013
Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time
by jynk-shots February 12, 2018
Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023
by ShadyGarGar June 02, 2018
elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.
First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012
First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012
by knock on 83 July 17, 2012
A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud
by BigT May 14, 2004
Noun
A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.
A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.
by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018