Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

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Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.

Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 30, 2022

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policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

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