Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.
by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

by longranger August 28, 2003

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"
by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.
by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015
