chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Arabian Mud Pretzel

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

nebraskan pretzel rod

The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl

“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”

by Slender Nugga October 18, 2019