Pretzel m&ms

Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...

Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...

Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things

Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.

by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011

chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Arabian Mud Pretzel

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Powdered Pretzel Stick

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.

That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.

by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.

"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"

by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021