tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

Mr./Miss Pretentious

A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.

Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)

by Mr. Pretentious October 30, 2008

precious

What Gollum keeps calling this ring I wear that I've had all my life, and keeps stalking me to this very day for it ... the little faggot bit my ear off for it the other day!

My Preciousssss! They took my Precioussss! GOLLUM!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

pretentious hipster

oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an acoustic guitar close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.

Pretentious Hipster man: "I SO intellectually dominated that guy at borders. As if he knew anything about Faulkner. GOD! it was like something out of a Wes Anderson movie!"

by manwich del mar August 24, 2010

precious bounty

a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.

Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.

by TObject May 25, 2004

precious bitch

1) (noun) A woman who a man sees as having ideal feminine qualities; a woman who is pure of heart, is inherently kind, humble, and modest, when in actuality she should could easily brag about her amazing qualities. She is naturally submissive with a worthy man, and she might act on this aspect of herself if she senses that he truly cares about her well being and that he has her best interests at heart; she personifies the ideal of gentle femininity. The precious bitch is a woman, though gentle and tender, has sexual kinks that many would not expect her to attain so naturally; these kinks go beyond what is considered socially acceptable within most lifestyles. No one is perfect, but a precious bitch is to be treasured.

1) I met this amazing girl yesterday, and everything about her exudes femininity in its purest form; she really is a precious bitch.

by Ilefidoz November 4, 2015

pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.

all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious

by Eazy-X May 29, 2008