Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

The great Portuguese challenge

A micro size dildo molded from a California teacher of Portuguese heritage with a big beard.

My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.

by Big portigee February 11, 2022

portuguese rato

a computer mouse

I used my portuguese rato to browse pornhub and fap to angela white

by RockyCanoa March 7, 2023

Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain

i hate Portuguese class

by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018

Portuguese Paraguay

Another name for Brazil

He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.

by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023