Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs

Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you

by Cum shotttttttttt August 8, 2023

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.

jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!

by texturalexperience July 9, 2022

Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies

Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon

by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022

port pussy

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.

My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one

by Lizerdoodle December 5, 2021

Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.

I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.

by jillty May 7, 2009