pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.

Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!

by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020

Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

Ponging

Ponging is when you are having sex with a girl and you pull out and immediately pop a ping pong ball in her vagina. She then does a kegel to release the ball, you grab a solo cup and she must make it in or you will not continue to have sex with her.

My girl was ponging so hard last night she got every cup in the pyramid.

by Sillygirly1234 October 26, 2020

Podding

Going out and being a ho

I’m out here podding the block

by TheGoodSibling August 15, 2021

pendinglove

pendinglove is one of the best Wattpad accounts ever and wrote the very amaxing story lunar eclipse which is basically two furries and a dragon

“Who wrote the best story ever?”
“Pendinglove”

by pendinglove September 5, 2021