by anything999 March 7, 2012
Get the plol mug.anything or anyone.. can be good.. can be bad... derived in 7th grade ms. deblois english class at correia jr. high school.. see also.. Boufa (hafta boufa).. as in i have to fart
by Cel October 16, 2004
Get the ploop mug."Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex.
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!
Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:
- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately
- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed
Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"
The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!
Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:
- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately
- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed
Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"
The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...
Female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): "Let's not have sex & be "Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)" friends, OK"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"
by Captain Plutonic May 1, 2013
Get the Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick) mug.by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003
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"Will you please ploob up the dildo before sticking in my ass?"
"Will you please ploob up the dildo before sticking in my ass?"
by Milney. June 29, 2008
Get the ploob mug.Like the original laugh out loud but the p at the beginning means pity.
Mostly used when a friend makes a stupid joke in a chatroom and you plol at it to let him know you're doing it out of pity, and the joke wasn't really funny.
(Can also be used as plmao, profl, proflmao, etc.)
Mostly used when a friend makes a stupid joke in a chatroom and you plol at it to let him know you're doing it out of pity, and the joke wasn't really funny.
(Can also be used as plmao, profl, proflmao, etc.)
Taking place in chat room...
BlackM4uFL: asl ladies?
Friend: I saw BlackM4uFL pitching a fit at Boston Market because they refused to double deep fry his rotisserie chicken.
BlackM4uFL: That joke was really wack.
You: plol @ double deep fry the chicken
BlackM4uFL: asl ladies?
Friend: I saw BlackM4uFL pitching a fit at Boston Market because they refused to double deep fry his rotisserie chicken.
BlackM4uFL: That joke was really wack.
You: plol @ double deep fry the chicken
by Mimi the Great May 4, 2008
Get the plol mug.1. something that is better than fluffy and soft put together... something that is extra soft on touch.
2. something that fluffs out; afro, loofa, or a neck boa.
2. something that fluffs out; afro, loofa, or a neck boa.
by the-loved-one May 13, 2009
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