Plank-dangler

A Christian. Follower of Christianity ie; dangling off a plank when being crucified.
My Colleague is a Plank-dangler. She is always quoting from the Bible.
by Foxfield May 04, 2009
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Skank Plank

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.
by da262 January 03, 2012
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Plank you

When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.
Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.
by Summer A.J. August 09, 2008
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plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank
Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!
by PlankinLife December 31, 2016
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Hide and Go Plank

A game similar to hide and go seek, where instead of simply hiding like a scrub, you plank until you are found. Can also be done with owling or batmanning.
A: "Bro, wanna go play some manhunt?"

B: "Nah brah. Manhunt is for pussies. Let's do some Hide and Go Plank."
by original-plankster September 30, 2011
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St Louis Plank

The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.

<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>

Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!

Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023
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