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Pitch

A partially smoked cigarette that has been put out with the intent on smoking the remainder at a later time.
Hey, did you smoke my pitch I left outside?
by Boner Roo November 25, 2016
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Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.
Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.
by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan
Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire
by schmella September 22, 2023
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Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.
He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!
by Motomusic May 31, 2019
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.
How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!
by Sir Vial April 15, 2025
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