Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

petschack

he owns pets, sometimes in shacks but this is a rare case.

Petschack is such a bad name omg

by Luke Matison October 8, 2019

Petsandwich

an orgy among household pets, usually involving 3 or more animals, with one being "sandwiched" in between the other two

Yo I totally just witnessed a petsandwich earlier

by Thatoneguyovertherebutnotthat1 October 9, 2019

Petrused

An act of someone suddenly killed in broad daylight and in full public view by government's officials/assassins, usually because he/she has been confirmed to do one or more criminal acts but found not guilty in the court or gets away with it. The criminal act can range from a serious one (like mass murder) to a petty one (like bread theft).

The word "petrused" comes from Indonesian word "petrus". It stands for "penembak misterius", that means "mysterious shooter". Petrused basically a public assassination by a government of that country to fix a failed or corrupted justice system using a brute force method.

Note:

Not to confuse petrused with assassination attempts to erase political rivals. Petrused, although most of the times is an overkill and unnecessary act, it's purpose is to punish a legit criminals.

Man 1: "Yo, do you know that guy who was just found not guilty because all of the witness suddenly dissapear?"
Man 2: "Oh yeah. That famous drug cartel kingpin."
Man 1: "Apparently this afternoon he was petrused."
Man 2: "Heh, serve him right."

by Haybrid November 7, 2019

Petsmart

Is a cool kid.

Petsmart is cool kid

by Dirt hut November 29, 2019

Petrus brand

Drug delarr

Guy - who is petrus brand

Girl- drug delarr

by Sexy beast JD December 29, 2019

petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.

Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!

by Pleidese February 5, 2020