Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
Get the Petty Man Childmug. A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
by RLKI November 29, 2017
Get the Petty Policemug. Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.
by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022
Get the Petty Universitymug. 
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
Get the Pettimug. Kayla, a person who kept making fun of me and my friends for the reason of me being trans and my friend not dating her
She’s a petty.
by The trans peep December 30, 2019
Get the Pettymug. by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
Get the Petty Penismug.