walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Peacock Block

A gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring sexually with a woman.

Man, I can't believe it. I was hanging out with Katie last night, and my gay roommate Derek wanted to come along. We were getting along great, but Derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. He peacock blocked me!

by fuzzysquirrelnuts2 July 15, 2010

rusty peacock

sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue

John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.

by soowoop-baller July 2, 2009

peacock

A girl that looks awesome from the back, but busted from the front. Not to be confused with a butter or butterface (but-her-face) who has a hot body and a busted face. A peacock will have a jlo booty and tiny waist, but lopsided titties and a face that resembles what you saw in the toilet after you last all night drinking binge bacon dog cart adventure.

I was behind this chick at the market, her ass was out of control, but when she turned around she had a tummy like a pot bellied pig, total peacock!

by Ryan KK October 3, 2007

Peacock

The act of legally cheating on your wife/girlfriend by having another woman rub her chest up and down on your back like a peacock. It's not cheating because you aren't using your hands or making eye contact.

Peacock me baby. Peacock me.

by adabicee March 22, 2010

peacock

To abruptly backhand slap the person to your left.

Marissa peacocked Nikki in the car.

Tell that bitch I'm gonna fucking peacock him.

by Marissa Schachman February 19, 2008

Peapod

A very thin coffee addict with big hair, typically local rockstars.

Person A: I was just at the Beachland, and I gotta say, that David guy is a total PEAPOD!

Person B: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

by KWARD October 11, 2007