Pat Raftered

Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning there is a lot of congestion in one specific area.

Can be used to describe any incidence where there is congestion e.g. "The Bus was Pat Raftered today"

by LanceSmith October 17, 2008

pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P

charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.

by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

pat kiloran

the worst member of milkk.
his fans all say they hate him but deep down he's a sweetheart and we all love him (but we won't admit that.)

stream headrush

pat kiloran sux

by milkkie April 3, 2019

patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

Pat Heat

To force another living being to stay alive by artificial means.

I will totally Pat Heat your ass!

by Dita Von Dahmer June 3, 2019

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018