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Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.
Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"
by ravyn96 December 3, 2022
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Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.
"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."
by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023
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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
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cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.
Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.
by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011
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Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.
My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.
by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.
When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.
by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014
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