parent trap

When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.

Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."

by pistons32 May 11, 2009

Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.

I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.

by thenewregime August 6, 2010

party parents

Parents who constantly go out drinking every other day or every weekend. Their friends most likely also party parents or partiers, gather 'round and drink until the morning hours. Party parents most likely have a well paying job, nice house, and definitely kids. Some party parents don't pay much attention to their sons and daughters because the would rather go drinking with their friends.

Kid: "Hey you wanna come over tonight?"

Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."

Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"

Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."

by Junk28 August 13, 2007

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

Skype the parents

Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.

Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.

by dogd February 14, 2017

Strict parents

The worst kinds of parents

They decide food

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words

You have strict parents

by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010