Paranoia

SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;

Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021

Paranoying

To make one feel so paranoid that its annoying!

My parents are coming to visit, its so paranoying.

by Jordules March 31, 2010

paranormally beautiful

to be beautiful beyond what can be imagined. that is beyond natural.

That woman is so paranormally beautiful.

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

Paranormal Blacktivity

a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene

a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."

b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"

c.)

"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.

by SSAshril20 February 9, 2012

Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

Paranormal

a term refering to something awesome or strange. usually said to be beside or against reality.

1). "so i just found this awesome new band"

"let me listen"

"they're good right?"

"dude this shit is paranormal"


2). "ARE YOU FUCKING PARANORMAL?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!"

by Katie_lynn April 21, 2009

paranoid pete

often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.

the worlds greatest
petefish
prang
para
noida
pete

by thei April 25, 2005