poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

poor attempt

Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits

Lad 1: look at this cig I rolled
Lad 2: Ahaha mate poor attempt

by 15ejcauchi April 05, 2017

poor shit

Having a mentality that equates to treating a spouse or potential significant other with low budget energy and or; never presenting them with small trinkets or gifts upon arrival to their threshold; being around or surrounding yourself with someone who doesn’t add to your life

Don’t come over my house with that poor shit .

He is always on that poor shit when he comes around

by Forbesa24 October 19, 2019

pentium poor

Used to describe a player that experiences frequent FPS drops and lag due to a cheap low end PC

Etymology: From Intel's Pentium processor series (low end processors of Intel) + poor

You are really a Pentium poor with that PC

by Rektz October 05, 2019

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 March 15, 2016

poor hitter

A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.

"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"

"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."

by walruschild July 20, 2007

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009