Person √-1

Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend

Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro

by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024

Person π

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or semi-irrational

Person i: I am back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words extremely stupid and dumb!
Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently
Person e :2.718281828459045…

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Person π

Person π is irrational

Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832...

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

person.exe

Short

Person.exe is short

by Foxi Fan 1 December 4, 2023

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

Person 29

He's mad because he's not Person 30

Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Tooftreef December 15, 2023