Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

Piggie Smalls

Piggie Smalls was Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's pig through out their monarch mind controlled relationship.

"Pete, have you seen Piggie Smalls anywhere?"

"No, I didn't fry any bacon today."

by WarKnees October 22, 2018

small schlong

A small di-

Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah

by Ball$ack100 August 1, 2023

small crush

when you look at someone and have a slit second attraction to them, where you could imagine dating them and everything, but it goes away

oh, who do you like
well i haven't liked anyone but i've had small crushes

by skycl0ud September 22, 2021

Small-rooming

When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.

I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!

You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!

The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!

I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.

Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 14, 2009

Small PEPE

Dude Like 3 inches or less

My pepe is 3 inches and I think it's smaller than that it /if you pepe is 3 inches or smaller that is a problem called small pepe
Dude your in 8th grade it shouldn't be that small

by jeremiah sayan January 10, 2020

Small flame

The version of lit used by the upper/middle class.

Montgomery: "Will you join me for brandy?"

Philip: "Of course. The country club is getting small flame tonight!"

by happybirthday_itslit September 22, 2016