Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.
by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009
A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 05, 2022
A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.
"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"
by Jo-Ho999 March 05, 2010
by CrimsonFox64 November 13, 2013
A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.
A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021
by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006
Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.
"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
by The Pag Mafia July 03, 2014