Dock it and Chill

Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.

Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.

Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there

or

Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up

Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job

Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill

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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours

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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill

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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill

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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !

by 1989 April 17, 2007

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- July 21, 2008

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.

Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).

by fknpwnd May 30, 2009

parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.

I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.

by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017

burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!

Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking

by Pakilo February 14, 2019

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 22, 2023

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 25, 2016