by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019
Get the Shaving the Knob mug.A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 22, 2021
Get the Knob lobster mug.A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Get the Fisherman’s Knob mug.A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.
"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"
by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010
Get the Slosh-knob mug.You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020
Get the Squatters knob mug.by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006
Get the knob choker mug.Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.
"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014
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