by The Loge August 12, 2006
A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.
by monkeybutt333 September 29, 2010
I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.
PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.
"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....
"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....
"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
by Mobev April 21, 2006
the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.
It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.
by boner March 26, 2003
The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.
Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.
by Remedyman March 23, 2010
A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.
When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.
by patrickmc4 December 29, 2007
When you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way.
I was at the grocery store and I wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so I had to do the swoogie shuffle around their gressy afro's and monkey babies to make my way through the store.
by metal316 September 05, 2011