momma mayhem

1. lady luck
2. the member of a group of friends who can shake his hips well

1. going for the touchdown! matt, you're my momma mayhem.
2. momma mayhem do the hip-shake!

by sitting duck August 25, 2003

Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 02, 2011

bahama momma

A slut mom that travels to the bahamas

Wow she definatly looks like a bahama momma

by Fishbitch July 27, 2015

Baby Momma

Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.

I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!

by Geedaddy September 13, 2016

Momma Bear

An extroverted female (usually a virgin) who is the top dog and caregiver within social circles and is friends with many guys but does not seek a relationship or casual relations.

Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"

Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"

by SpenceHence May 27, 2009

yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

little momma

Someone who wants to make you their bitch

Big momma adult movie

by Big Daddy March 15, 2005