Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Billy jump

The act of severely kicking someones ass!

Dude, if Eric doesn't quit running his mouth I'm just gonna have to billy jump his ass!

by Bichael December 19, 2008

jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

bungee jumping

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!

guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times

by steven lebarron February 29, 2008