get off my ass

means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did
"honey im sorry i forgot to take the trash out, i will do it now, please get off my ass!"
by steveocanadian September 14, 2011
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Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.
My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.
by Kat Smith August 17, 2007
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kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.
Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!
by Ryan October 25, 2004
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piss out my ass

in one episode of south park, le petit tourette, there is a character that repeats the phrase piss out my ass and piss in the ass. this is followed by numerous recitations of the word piss and ass
piss.....ass....piss out my ass
by zzoldan January 06, 2008
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my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.
" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "
by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014
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get out of my ass

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.
"Cas, get out of my ass!"
by AnataSky May 11, 2014
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All up in my ass

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business
This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.
by Shelley1999 November 22, 2008
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